Bouquet De Nerfs

Bouquet De Nerfs ( Sleeping beauty has called off negotiations. )

If You Can't Connect the Issues, Think Connective Tissues (Heidi Collins, MD)

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chronicillnessproblems:

Thorough lecture about EDS!

Give me your most tmi of questions and I will answer them. Doesn’t matter what it is I’ll answer it honestly.

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http://raggetymanftw.tumblr.com/post/99380453645/misterjosephstalinonthedrums-fawnbro-real

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misterjosephstalinonthedrums:

fawnbro:

real reasons bisexual women are more likely to end up in long-term relationships with men:

  1. huge amounts of societal pressure to be heterosexual or at least hetero passing
  2. rewards, both legal and social, of heterosexual marriage
  3. fear of coming…

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spinningreds:

christine sassing people is my favourite 

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scottsmmers:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

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filthy-liberal:

Just be aware that Paul Ryan is trying to pass a bill that allows rapists to sue their rape victims if they get an abortion in a state that allows it. If this isn’t the most awful thing I’ll hear for the rest of the week, I don’t know what is.

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steampunktendencies:

Vampire Hunter Kit

"Cased vampire killing kit, in a rosewood and ebony case with inlaid silver stringing and mother-of-pearl inlaid plaque. Contents include a black powder percussion 2-barrel pistol, a powder horn and bullet mold, bone handled dagger with crucifix, three small crucifixes, mallet and two wooden stakes, book of common prayer, two small framed portraits of Jesus, holy water and four glass vials with crystals. 4"H x 16"W x 9.75"D, Circa - 19th C". [Propnomicon]

I’ve always wanted one of these.

dysanic:

tea-and-codeine:

chronicallyinjured:

Look what I can do

someday, SOMEDAY, I will stop seeing pictures of weird hypermobile tricks and going “wait, you mean EVERYONE can’t do that???”
but that day is not today

I do love being able to scratch any itch on my back

Reblogged from dysanic

dysanic:

tea-and-codeine:

chronicallyinjured:

Look what I can do

someday, SOMEDAY, I will stop seeing pictures of weird hypermobile tricks and going “wait, you mean EVERYONE can’t do that???”

but that day is not today

I do love being able to scratch any itch on my back

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  • Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
  • Me: Pass the Bechdel test.

Marlowe

Reblogged from poigneedeporte

literarystarbucks:

Marlowe goes up to the counter and begins ordering a coffee, but before he can finish he is stabbed to death. No one will ever know what he was going to order, but some say it would have been better than what Shakespeare ordered.

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