June 2012
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
gothic-lolita-agitator:
honeynutshetbags:
t-stansetis:
ilikebruises:
adriofthedead:
and-then-eve:
dragonmaw:
zangen:
mashiankrekku:
thegoodcommissar:
nazerine:
des-pudels-kern:
albinotaters:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
TE UICK RWN JUMS VER TE LAY DG
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THOR 2 WILL BE RELEASED A WEEK EARLIER THAN... →
fancykraken:
reblogging just because of that image. Which I have saved for future use.
May 2012
Things parents forget to tell their children: →
feelingsareboring:
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless...
Reblog if you've seen Marvel's The Avengers
dynamodanibeth:
Just saw it for the second time. Just as epic.
Mischief Managed.: I don't "ship" shows, movies,... →
ambidextrousdancingbassoon:
I only ship people in real life, and that’s if I know they want to go out but are too lame to do such.
With that being said, is it bad that I find it annoying when my dash is half full of shitting.
Hawkeye and Black Widow are not a thing in the movie. Besides he…
I ship you and Ville Valo. Jsyk.
Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...
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Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
This quote is awesome.
(via magesmagesmages)
#Oh my God #THIS #FUCKING THIS #I would like to print this out #and staple it to the forehead of every guy who’s tried to tell me that women ‘just need to be careful about where they go/how they dress/how they...
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
I still don’t have electricity.
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nakedcrip replied to your photo: I drew today, despite my hands having a constant…
I like
Thankee <3
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terseink replied to your photo: I drew today, despite my hands having a constant…
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE MADE OF TALENT
HOLY SHIT I AM ONLY MODERATELY TALENTED BUT THANK YOU!
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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coffeecatscake replied to your post: EDS Adventures in Real Life
This sounds awful, I wish I could help. I really hope it gets better. It will be easier when your children are older and more independent.
I know, I realize they don’t know or understand what I’m going through, and in one respect, I’m very grateful for that. It’s hell. But in another it’s impossible...
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ineverironmyshirts replied to your post: nakedcrip replied to your post: EDS Adventures in…
I get them a lot, I usually roll around and scream until they return! Are they popped inwards or outwards? x
It was outwards. And that was kinda what I did really, I just threw myself around until it went back in.
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nakedcrip replied to your post: EDS Adventures in Real Life
Oh sweetheart, I don’t even know what to say. I’ve never seen dislocated ribs before.
I hear a lot of the EDSers on here talk about it so I’m assuming it’s a fairly common problem for them. I’m fine now, but it’s just not something I realy know how to deal with.
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zombiebaby80 replied to your post: EDS Adventures in Real Life
The only thing I have found to help with the ribs is osteopathic manipulation. Mine sub-lux everytime I laugh hard…the lower ones aren’t so bad for me, but when the ones under a shoulder go, I can’t breathe or use the arm on that side. Good luck!
I have no idea what that is, but I’ll look it up, thank you. And OW. That must...
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EDS Adventures in Real Life
I wake up at 6:30 every morning, like fucking clockwork. I take my pills. I go back to bed for a few minutes, get up again and begin getting both children ready for school. 6:30 comes and I sluggishly attempt to roll my sorry ass out of bed. My pain levels have been astronomical lately. Despite my breakthrough pain medication having been upped yet again, my spinal pain is the equivalent of having...
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bearplayingasaxophone asked: I apologize for those sexts. These were my first and they're not very good
bearplayingasaxophone asked: Sext: We are both wizened and content, and sit on our rocking chairs while watching the sun dip below the flat reddish horizon. Our love is strong and our lives complete. The land before us is a large plane of golden yellows and deep, bright reds, all intertwining and vibrantly changing under the sun. You stop to ask me why it's getting warmer at sunset, and isn't it beautiful, and was...
bearplayingasaxophone asked: Sext: I watch you writhe under me under bright lights, and listen to your voice as I plunge my instrument into you. Your voice is breathy to start, and then increasing in force and pitch. Soon you're screaming. I mean, literally screaming. Wait a minute, nurse, I think we forgot to give this one anesthesia
bearplayingasaxophone asked: Sext: I am nervous on our first date, and so I shakily stretch out a limb to touch your hand in the darkness of a movie theater. You turn and smile, so I stretch out another. And then another. And another. And another. Your eyes widen and you start to scream but it is too late mortal, I am Cthulhu and your soul is now mine
badcgijosh:
Sext: You look into my eyes as my mouth stretches open. Lovingly, I begin to spew an endless dark black cloud of live hornets
Why don’t I get sexts like this???
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TAG, YOU'RE IT.
These are my questions to answer from the last post. Any of my followers can look and tell me their answers, I’m quite interested. Tag me in your answer post :)
Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: Answer my questions and then create 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them.
so here are my questions
1. what do you remember your first...
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Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask...
– Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as the Candle in The Dark (via ironfleet)