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Posts tagged photoshop

Reblogged from turntablesinhereyes

lilimor:

yerawizardmary:

onthepursuitforhappiness:

why would they edit so much?

They physically moved her bones. They moved her collar bone lower. I hope stuff like this makes girls realize how ridiculous the media is.

They streamlined the hell out of her legs and accentuated her boobs as well. Fuck’s sake

They edited everything. Look closer.

Reshaped her eyes, her cheekbones, her waist. Her chin, the creases under her eyes. Even her hands have been thinned and airbrushed. Her hair has been liquified and moved to make it appear fuller. Her clothes are edited. They edited the wrinkles in her skirt so she appears to have perfect thighs. Made her thinner, moved her collarbones, thinned her neck, adjusted her skintone, erased the spots on her neck. They reshaped her nose entirely.

Now…remember this.

EVERY SINGLE PICTURE YOU SEE IN MAGAZINES IS EDITED LIKE THIS. Tv’s almost as bad. Even the allegedly candid stuff. I work in this kind of industry, I promise you that they are ALL edited. Not even models look like models.

None of us can possibly be held to this standard, because it DOES. NOT. EXIST. 

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Reblogged from queendaeny

  • Photoshop: When you try your best, but you don't succeed...
  • #request all you want but it's not what i neeeeeed #when levels won't work and the cap's too greeeeen #you're bad at texturessssss #tears come streaming down your face #when photoshop deletes what you can't replace #when you work all day but it goes to waste #could it be worse? #curves will guide you home #and lighten your woes #and i will tryyyyyyyy to blend youuuu
  • This is pretty much my life anthem.

Reblogged from stophatingyourbody

stophatingyourbody:

This is Roy A. Cui. He is a digital retoucher. His job is to digitally manipulate and ‘perfect’ the images that you and I see every day in ads and magazines.

At great personal risk, Roy has made this video to speak out against retouching and to talk about how nothing you see is real, how the women he retouches don’t even look like the finished product.

His goal with this video is “trying to get magazines that focus on fashion, beauty and the female lifestyle to print ONE UNretouched image of a model per publication for the summer of 2012. ”

Roy says in this video that he knows he might be committing career suicide, but he knows that it’s so important to get this message out.

Watch this video and share it with as many people you can. And more importantly, please, please remember not to judge yourself against people you see on TV or in magazines who aren’t even real.

Love,

Amber

BE BRAVE! JOIN THE BODY PEACE REVOLUTION!

Reblogged from martin--munster

majorasbitch:

LOOK HERE, THIS IS A GIVEAWAY!

Here’s the deal, this is a Wacom Bamboo Pen Tablet that I got last Christmas for sixty bucks. I used it CONSTANTLY for about a week, and then I stopped using it because, in all honesty, drawing is not my passion. It is gently used, some scratches on the side where the light is on, the screen has common wear, but it’s only been used for a few days straight! I never use it anymore and it’s been collecting dust in my house, so I decided why not a giveaway?
This giveaway is open to EVERYONE. 

The package will include:

  • Wacom Bamboo Pen Tablet
  • Wacom Pen w/ 2 replacement nibs
  • One gently used nib (already in pen)
  • This metal thing that came with it idk wtf it is man

Now, for the RULES:

  • Reblog ONCE only. Any more will be a disqualification!
  • Likes DO count, so if you like and reblog this will get you TWO entries.
  • You don’t have to be following me. I would LOVE it if you did, I reblog video game things and drawings I find cool, but seriously, don’t follow me just for this contest, that’d be lame.
  • Winner will be contacted via Ask box, therefore it MUST be open.
  • This Contest will end November eighteenth. 

If you have ANY questions, please, ask! I’m a nice person and I love talk, just hit up my ask box.

sorry for bad picture quality i am not an artist HAHAHAHA 

Oh my god, please. I desperately need a new wacom. I’m a graphic artist for a living and mine died last month. LIKE ALL THE THINGS.

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